When The Going Gets Tough...

...Chuck Norris tells you that you are a pussy for being weak.  Then he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

In this spirit I can't help but ask all my followers (all three of you): how do you get through the rough patches (when the going gets tough)?

You know what I mean.  Think of these scenarios:

1. You haven't made any increase in money (or none at all)
2. Life crisis (death of family member, break up, etc.) makes it hard to focus or consistently learn and work on InMa (Internet Marketing).
3. You just feel a lack of motivation in general for whatever reason.

Outside of reading Chuck Norris quotes, I have found that sticking with it through any type of problem has been the key to still being here.  The process isn't fancy, but when I feel a lack of motivation, I simply show up and even if it's shitty work (like my last blog post) I still plow through it.

Fuck perfection.  That shit is a fallacy with a capital 'F'.  So, Fallacy.

I don't know any other way to phrase it.

My friend, who got me started in all this crap told me how that way you succeed is to literally stick with it through everything.  The people who do this are the guys and gals who are there when the dust settles, holding the wads of cash.

It isn't the smartest ones, it's the ones who had the most motivation to stick with it through thick and thin.

My cheesy-motivational-rant-o-meter is starting to go off so I will end this post right here.

Peace bitches!

-Andy

P.S. I apologize to Chuck Norris for even writing anything about motivational problems and pussy things of that nature.  Please have mercy.

How To Be a Good InMa-er!



HOWDY

Well gull dernit, let's learn today how to be a gooder InMa-er.  I done told ya before it's a real hoot!

Well, where do we begin?

Since I am not making any money online right now, I guess I'll have to end it here.

Soooo, instead, can I tell you what I think leads to eventually making money online anyway?  I'll assume you're saying 'yes' because you are still reading this.

Well, for me, it will be not quitting.  And showing up.

I am utterly convinced that I can overcome all the learning, the tactics and strategies, etc. because no one who currently makes an income online is any smarter than anyone else.

This is my conviction.

I can't stress enough that it is utterly hilarious that some dweeb like me is writing about this but I have a feeling it will make more sense in the future as I look back on it.

Or not.  Which will be even funnier.

Please mock me if that's the case.

Big ups people!


-Andy

The Big Why

I said not "Fun and Games"

Let's be serious for a moment, can we? Internet Marketing is not all fun and games.

I would like to tell you "why" I'm writing this blog because, well, I have to write some blog posts and this qualifies. Also, the "why" or "purpose" is an essential part of any blog. I would like to be clear and concise of what I have to offer here at The Eternal Newbie besides chuck norris jokes.

Here's my offer for your readership:

• No boring content. IM should be interesting and "fun". Not lifeless. Let's make it light-hearted here.
• A fresh viewpoint. I won't pretend to know what I don't. So hopefully it'll be helpful to others who are confused/new to this area.
• A route to connect with other IM'ers. Come say hi and comment and ask questions and share ideas. That'd be quaint.
• I like to push the boundaries and make people feel uncomfortable....in a good way, of course. There will be no dogmatic following of classic IM ideas here. There just won't be.  I question everything.
• Criticism is welcome. Talk trash to me through the comments. I'm like Lebron James, it fuels my fire. (Except I don't choke in the 4^th quarter.)
• I want to help others (you) and vica-versa. I want to make a small amount of income online and if I can help others I'll be a happy man. As will you.

Look, I have never had a large following on any blog before, so this will always be a work-in-progress. But it will give value and I hope to have you as a reader.

Now stop wasting time and go do something IM-ish.

-Andy

Now for a Quick Introduction...

Whatupppppp????

My name is Andy. Nice to meet you.

Along with about a million other people on this internet thing, I am what you call an "Internet Marketer". Hopefully you know this already, so I am going to skip the definitions of that.

I've set up this blog because I'm the PHATtest IMer in the game (like Flava Flav over there) and you will be interested to know so.

I have been up in this game for a little over two years and I have had zero sales. ZERO SALES.

So it's kind of a joke, I'm part of that group of people who have had zero success.

Go ahead, laugh at it. I know I do.

Because I'll get it soon enough.





And that's the point of this blog. Also these points:

• To document.
• To learn.
• To connect.
• To prove all the haters wrong.
• To stay current on all things IM.
• To help give back.
• To have fun.

Seriously, that's really it.

So if you want to connect with me, feel free to leave comments and follow me on twitter or sign up for email updates of this very blog.

So yeah, that is me and now we're friends (kinda). Look forward to having ya as a reader.













- Andy (Conquistadoro on Warrior Forum)